|This is not the prize. It's the Schneider Trophy.|
Amidst rousing cheers and blaring trumpets, the rules have been added to the Contests page.
This year the following contests are being run:
- Geeky Cake Decoration
- Geeky Film Making
- Best Interpretive Dance Expressing Geeky Concepts (Performed by a Duck)*
- Children's Colouring
*I wrote the rules as a joke. High command made me keep the contest. They are clearly madder than me, which is worrying.